Date: Saturday, 4/1/2018
Subject: I will retire
Hey Boss,
I will hang up the cleats after this season.
It was a great time, but my family needs me now.
Regards,
Reuben Weisfeld
Date: Tuesday, 5/9/2018
Subject: Aaron Winterhalter injured
Hello Manager,
looks like he worked out a little to intense.
Diagnosis: Pulled Anterior Cruciate Ligament.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 6 weeks.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 5/23/2018
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Sam Crawford
Date: Tuesday, 5/23/2018
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Aaron Winterhalter
Date: Monday, 5/29/2018
Subject: Aaron Winterhalter
Aaron Winterhalter is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 5/30/2018
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Drew Chase
Date: Monday, 6/5/2018
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Brian Gutschwager
Date: Friday, 6/9/2018
Subject: Wesley Snipes learns new position
Wesley Snipes has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "7" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Friday, 6/9/2018
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Zachery Sprackman
Date: Monday, 6/19/2018
Subject: Aaron Winterhalter
Aaron Winterhalter is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 6/20/2018
Subject: Steve Nash healing process
Steve Nash is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 6/22/2018
Subject: Steve Nash healing process
Steve Nash is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 7/7/2018
Subject: Sandy Mack learns new position
Sandy Mack has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 9/16/2018
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Andrew Bruss
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